Archive for April, 2007
Too much!
I hereby declare that there are too many kinds of Coke. Coca-Cola. Coke Classic. Diet Coke. Cherry Coke. Coke Zero. Diet Coke with (lemon|lime). Vanilla Coke (yuck). Coca-Cola Blak (barf). etc.
I went to buy “Coke Zero” today and I saw a new one – “Diet Coke Plus.” It’s diet Coke with vitamins and stuff added. What are they trying to do, make Coke into a fitness drink? Hey, people! It’s COLA! Fizzy water with lots of chemicals that tastes good with Jack Daniel’s! If I wanted something HEALTHY to drink, I would have had a glass of TAP WATER!!!
Plus, I was halfway to the register with my 12-pack when I realized I had picked up “Coke Cherry Zero,” not “Coke Zero.”
I’m really tempted to make it a principle of never drinking anything that’s over-produced. Water, beer, and whisky are definitely allowed. Not sure about anything else. I guess I can include fresh-squeezed juice and non-processed milk.
