The Mother of All Boogers

When I was young, I used to imagine that somewhere up my nose was a huge mass of boogers, and that if I could just get the right strand I could unravel the whole thing and get it all out of my system. Then I would never again be troubled by a runny nose or mucus dripping down my throat. If only this were true! If it were, for 4 out of the past 5 months I would have felt much better.

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